APACHE ATTACK GOLDFISH

Aerial Assault Variant

Record ID: AAG-AH64 / Unit 01

Status: Declassified (Public)

Date Logged: 2020

Medium: Pencil on Paper

Dimensions: 9 × 12 in

Summary:

The APACHE ATTACK GOLDFISH is the first documented hybrid organism in the archive. The unit integrates a telescope-eyed goldfish with structural and mechanical elements derived from a Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter.

The fusion is seamless and aerodynamic, suggesting deliberate design rather than experimental error.

Function:

Optimized for aerial dominance, the unit combines enhanced visual targeting with rotary lift capability. Its anatomy supports precision engagement while maintaining high maneuverability in three-dimensional space.

Behavior:

Observed behavior indicates active territorial control and rapid response to perceived threats. The unit demonstrates persistent tracking and engagement once a target has been identified.

Threat Assessment:

EXTREME

Positioned near the top of the operational food chain. Proximity without clearance is strongly discouraged.

Notes:

This specimen marks the beginning of the hybrid organism program.

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